Now THAT is a Good Question!

I saw these questions in the signature line of Chemnitz...

from a message board I visit.

I loved them!!

Questions that haunt me:

IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES,

WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?

IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN,

AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES,

WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?

WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?

WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING

THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP,

WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?